Russians have made a fancy new submarine (Red October) that
can go pretty much undetected in the water, which would be pretty devastating
for any enemies they may have. Like America, let’s say. In order to make sure
the submarine cannot be used to fight the Americans, Marko Ramius (Sean
Connery), and some select crew members have decided to defect and take the
submarine with them. The Russians are furious and attempt to find the Red
October to stop any defection. And because the mission had to be kept
completely secret, the Americans think the Red October is planning to attack
them. It’s all close to potential war, but along comes Jack Ryan (Alec Baldwin)
to save the day. He convinces the powers that be that Captain Ramius intends to
defect and that they should help him to safely reach America.
All of that sounds like trouble enough but then they discover
they have a saboteur aboard, which leads to just the saddest death (Sam Neill,
my baby). Despite it being totally obvious who the saboteur was immediately it
was still pretty exciting. Being on board a submarine seems so hectic, not
entirely sure how they manage to hear or understand each other when all the
sirens are going and orders are being shouted from all sides. But it also seems
just so much fun!
Again, I didn’t think I was going to like this film (two
hours of politics and an all male crew? Aaah) but it turns out it was super
exciting. Apparently I’m a big kid and submarines are awesome. Never seen a
submarine explode before but it was brilliant! Wasn’t too heavy on the politics
either, which was nice. And Alec Baldwin’s a babe so I guess that made up for
the lack of women. And Dr. Grant is in it! What more could you want on a
submarine but a dinosaur expert and all round badass?
Listening to Sean Connery makes me want to talk with more of
a Scottish accent. I’ve typed this whole blog out in his voice and it amused
me no end.
8/10
Also, the film is just a few months older than me. I don't know why I find that interesting.
ReplyDeleteALSO. Mufasa is in the film too. Actually shouted MUFASAAA when I saw 'James Earl Jones' roll up in the opening credits.
ReplyDeleteI enjoy the frequent employment of "babe" to describe hotties. However, I do not agree with the application of it in this instance.
ReplyDeleteThis made me realise that I don't think I've ever heard a Scottish person do a Sean Connery impression. Which is odd. Please rectify this...
ReplyDeleteIt would blow your mind, so it'd be irresponsible for me to go ahead with it.
ReplyDeleteAll of that sounds like trouble enough but then they discover they have a saboteur aboard, which leads to just the saddest death (Sam Neill, my baby). Despite it being totally obvious who the saboteur was immediately it was still pretty exciting. Being on board a submarine seems so hectic, not entirely sure how they manage to hear or understand each other when all the sirens are going and orders are being shouted from all sides. But it also seems just so much fun!
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