Day 91: FernGully: The Last Rainforest

Humans are bastards who want to destroy the trees that the fairies live in. But thankfully one human gets shrunk down and realises that trees are actually pretty great and we might want to keep them around. Also, there’s a bat.

I’m not sure how I’ve never seen this film before, everyone is always going on about it. I think maybe I’ve seen it because I definitely remembered seeing the monster machine before but clearly as a child the rest of the film was lost on me. Definitely glad I watched it though, I enjoyed it. Might not watch it again though, once seems like enough.

7/10

Day 59: The Hunt For Red October

Russians have made a fancy new submarine (Red October) that can go pretty much undetected in the water, which would be pretty devastating for any enemies they may have. Like America, let’s say. In order to make sure the submarine cannot be used to fight the Americans, Marko Ramius (Sean Connery), and some select crew members have decided to defect and take the submarine with them. The Russians are furious and attempt to find the Red October to stop any defection. And because the mission had to be kept completely secret, the Americans think the Red October is planning to attack them. It’s all close to potential war, but along comes Jack Ryan (Alec Baldwin) to save the day. He convinces the powers that be that Captain Ramius intends to defect and that they should help him to safely reach America.

All of that sounds like trouble enough but then they discover they have a saboteur aboard, which leads to just the saddest death (Sam Neill, my baby). Despite it being totally obvious who the saboteur was immediately it was still pretty exciting. Being on board a submarine seems so hectic, not entirely sure how they manage to hear or understand each other when all the sirens are going and orders are being shouted from all sides. But it also seems just so much fun!

Again, I didn’t think I was going to like this film (two hours of politics and an all male crew? Aaah) but it turns out it was super exciting. Apparently I’m a big kid and submarines are awesome. Never seen a submarine explode before but it was brilliant! Wasn’t too heavy on the politics either, which was nice. And Alec Baldwin’s a babe so I guess that made up for the lack of women. And Dr. Grant is in it! What more could you want on a submarine but a dinosaur expert and all round badass?

Listening to Sean Connery makes me want to talk with more of a Scottish accent. I’ve typed this whole blog out in his voice and it amused me no end.

8/10

Day 50: Charlie's Angels

Lucy Liu and two other women are secret crime-fighting badasses working for Charlie, a man none of them have met but who they trust and care for. After helping to find a kidnapped computer genius and help him get his software back, it turns out the genius had created the whole drama in order to find Charlie and kill him. But Lucy Liu and the other two work hard to make sure that doesn’t happen.

I needed an easy film today and this definitely fit the bill. I don’t have much to say on it. It’s enjoyable, the fighting is all very exciting, the women work well together. To be honest, after Lucy Liu did her whole hair flipping thing at the start of the film I was pretty much distracted for the rest of it. Lucy Liu is marvellous, what else is there to say.

6/10