Day 91: FernGully: The Last Rainforest

Humans are bastards who want to destroy the trees that the fairies live in. But thankfully one human gets shrunk down and realises that trees are actually pretty great and we might want to keep them around. Also, there’s a bat.

I’m not sure how I’ve never seen this film before, everyone is always going on about it. I think maybe I’ve seen it because I definitely remembered seeing the monster machine before but clearly as a child the rest of the film was lost on me. Definitely glad I watched it though, I enjoyed it. Might not watch it again though, once seems like enough.

7/10

Day 8: Heathers

The whole film is basically quote gold. It’s your typical teenage angst bullshit but with more murder-made-to-look-like-suicides. The acting is just awful. Does Christian Slater always sound like that? I forgot Winona Ryder was basically the female Keanu Reeves. But Christ, none of that matters because despite the acting being terrible, the film was enjoyable. I have absolutely nothing to say about the film itself, I just want to put my favourite quotes here because they make the whole thing.

"I don't patronise bunny rabbits."

"Whether to kill yourself or not is one of the most important decisions a teenager can make."

7/10