Tuesday, 14 May 2013

Day 134: Life of Pi



While travelling from India to Canada on a Japanese cargo ship, which is transporting animals from a zoo in Pondicherry and the Patel family who own them, there is a violent storm and the ship sinks. Fortunately, Pi (Suraj Sharma) is thrown into a lifeboat and is saved. Unfortunately, there’s a zebra, a hyena, an orangutan and a Bengal tiger on board with him. The numbers soon dwindled and Pi is left alone in the middle of the Pacific Ocean just trying to survive and to stay out of the way of the tiger.

So, I’m going to be really annoying and just say it: I prefer the book. I know it’s not really fair to compare books and films because they tell stories in different ways and with different degrees of interaction from the reader/viewer, but still. It could just be that I’ve read the book quite a lot and I really do love it, and so I’m finding it hard to separate my love for everything that happens in the book to what actually happens in the film. I’m not saying it strayed massively away from the book (there are only a couple of things I can think of that are missing or different) but it was a completely different experience. The book draws you into the panic and the devastation and the endless nothingness that Pi goes through during his time at sea, and so when he has brief moments of relief or happiness you really do feel it with him. This was definitely lacking in the film, I felt no real connection with Pi. That’s not a slight against Suraj Sharma, he was very good and I hope he’ll be in more things. There was just something missing for me.

The shots were beautiful and Suraj Sharma did a great job of keeping me interested in his character. It was a good film. All I’ll say is, read the book.

7/10

Monday, 13 May 2013

Day 133: The Thing



A spaceship has been discovered under the ice in Antarctica, and a body of whatever was on board has also been found. The team are excited at being the first people to discover aliens but it all goes to hell when the alien they thought was dead breaks free and attacks them.

The alien can imitate its victims, so it copies their cells and hides inside. That is pretty excellent, I’m sure we can all agree. This should have led to such a high level of suspicion and paranoia but they don’t really make use of it well. There is the one scene when they’re all scared about who could be a copy but that’s it, it’s just the one scene and then it’s back to fighting. I think what might’ve made the film more interesting would be if they made it less about the action and more about the actual terror that would’ve been felt in that situation.  And I have to agree with one of the commenters on the IMDb page, there were far too many shots of the alien. It might have been better if we heard more noises and saw shadows rather than actually see the alien itself because it takes away from the fear, I think.

I’ve not seen the original film so I’m not sure if this stands up well as a prequel, but I did enjoy it in itself. Kate (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) was amazing and I think using her as the main character was definitely a good choice. According to the IMDb trivia page, she is supposed to have traits in common with Ripley from ‘Alien’ and I can see that. She’s strong and smart and just an all round badass, really.

6/10

Sunday, 12 May 2013

Day 132: Crazy, Stupid, Love



After his wife cheats on him and says she wants a divorce, Cal (Steve Carell) spends his time moping in a bar until he is taken under the wing of big time womaniser Jacob (Ryan Gosling). He gets out of his slump and is reminded of what it’s like to make an effort with women, but he really just wants to be with his wife again.

I was expecting this to be dreadful and it was not that at all. Of course some parts were cheesy but on the whole, I liked it. It was interesting to me that Cal accepted that his wife cheated on him and that he still wanted to be with her. I didn’t like that he seemed to be taking all the blame on himself; just because he’s not really been exciting anymore doesn’t mean it should be alright that she cheats on him. He believes she is ‘the one’ and that he wants to be with her no matter what. Don’t really know if I’m a fan of the whole ‘the one’ thing. I just don’t see how it’s possible that there’s just one person out there for you. Especially if that person would then cheat on you.

I wanted to write more but, y’know, alcohol. So.

7/10

Saturday, 11 May 2013

Day 131: The Human Centipede (First Sequence)



A surgeon who is known for his talents at separating Siamese twins has decided to put his skills towards creation. Through an exhausting surgical procedure he connects three tourists via their digestive systems.

I’m not sure why I decided to watch this film. If I was to guess I’d say it was partly due to my limitless curiosity, and partly due to my fondness for films that contain psychological torture. Perhaps, perhaps. I’m confused on a point, however. Some days after the surgery, the ‘end piece’ of his human centipede develops a serious infection around her mouth wound and dies. Now, surely that was obviously going to happen? I’m not a doctor or anything but, faeces + wounds = bad times. No? So he must’ve known that they wouldn’t survive for long in that situation, being a doctor and all. I don’t know.

While the film was obviously disgusting, it was nowhere near as gross as I thought it was going to be. The idea was interesting enough, what happens was clearly horrible on all counts. But, I mean, he could’ve connected them in a different way so that they’d not get infections. I suppose that would take away from the centipede aspect though. The acting was terrible and the writing was just rubbish. I was really only watching because I wanted to see what happened, rather than any investment in the story.

2/10

Friday, 10 May 2013

Day 130: The Skin I Live In



Plastic surgeon Robert Ledgard (Antonio Banderas) is a genius in his field, and after his wife was horrifically burned in a car crash, he attempts to create skin that is impervious to damage. Do not read ahead, there are going to be so many spoilers and really, you just have to watch this beauty of a film.

The sequence in which we are presented with the story is perfect. We see Robert with his patient, Vera (Elena Anaya), and we are shown how strong her skin is now (he burns her and yet she doesn't feel it and her skin is undamaged). She is kept in a locked room and she only sees Robert, interaction with anyone else takes place over an intercom and her food is delivered by a dumb waiter. She has covered the wall in writing, marking the days of her stay like a prisoner. And that definitely seems to be what she is. When Robert comes to see her she says they should be together and it would seem like she has Stockholm Syndrome, but that is not necessarily true upon seeing the rest of the film. We are shown years before, he saved his wife despite her extensive injuries but when she saw a reflection of herself she jumped from a window and died in front of her young daughter, Norma (Blanca Suárez). She suffers psychological issues, presumably from this event, and is cared for in a psychiatric ward. Her doctor assumes that she is well enough to go outside and so she accompanies her father to a party. However, at the party she is raped and her psychological trauma worsens, leading her to kill herself in the same manner as her mother.

The man who raped her, Vicente (Jan Cornet), is kidnapped by Robert and kept in his basement for a long time. Robert comes to him, shaves his facial hair, drugs him and takes him to the operating theatre he has in his house where Vicente undergoes sex reassignment surgery and his name is changed to Vera. I am unsure of the correct pronouns to use here (I know I used female pronouns earlier but that's only because the facts of the story are obviously not clear from the beginning) but since ‘Vera’ did not choose to have the operation and seemed horrified at the changes, I will use male pronouns (if that’s wrong I am happy to change them). Breasts develop and his voice becomes more feminine, and with Robert’s skin project, he becomes ‘perfect’. The face, because his face was all remodelled, resembles that of Robert’s late wife and this seems to have quite the psychological hold over him. After his brother breaks in and rapes Vera, Robert kills him and becomes intimate with Vera, calling him ‘my love.’ He promises to stay with him and Robert promises not to keep him locked in a room anymore but when the opportunity comes, he kills Robert and returns to his mother.

At the beginning of the film, Robert is giving a lecture on facial reconstruction of burn victims and he says that our face identifies us, it is essentially who we are. It’s never clearer how much he believes this than when he looks at Vera and only sees his wife. He doesn’t see that Vera was the man who raped his daughter, it’s as if who Vera is doesn’t matter, it’s who he looks like that does. For a plastic surgeon to put so much emphasis on the external aspects of a person isn’t necessarily surprising but what is surprising is the importance of who this person actually is and that it has little impact on Robert. What he sees is someone who looks just like the woman he loved and that is all he sees. I think that’s fascinating. Do we really put so much importance on how people look? If, for instance, you woke up and your mother had a different face, would that impact on how you felt about her? What about your partner? Or your child?

When I was younger I experienced something similar to what is known as ‘The Capgras Delusion’. I say something similar because the experience was only really with my father and it only lasted when I was younger, it doesn’t happen now. People with the Capgras Delusion believe that someone close to them has been replaced by an imposter who looks exactly identical to the person they are meant to be. It is frightening and I’m thankful it only lasted for a little time. I only mention it because it seems relevant to the ideas thrown up by the film. The person I thought was an imposter looked just like my father and yet I felt that it wasn’t him. There wasn’t a connection between what he looked like and who he was. In the film, the connection between who Vera looked like and who Vera actually was was lost. And instead who Vera was became entwined with who he looked like. Faces are important to how we operate in our lives and this film explores the extremes of that importance.

What an amazing film. Antonio Banderas was wonderful in this character, he managed to give off the appearance of someone calm and composed while all the while he’s going through some serious psychological issues. The film was beautifully shot and each scene was subtle and powerful.

10/10

Thursday, 9 May 2013

Day 129: Hoodwinked!



All is not well in the world of bakery. Someone has been stealing the recipes from each of the cake shops in the woods and the only one left belongs to Grandma Puckett. Her granddaughter, Red Riding Hood, decides that the only way to ensure nobody steals the recipes is if she takes them up the mountain to her Gran’s house. But the situation gets messy and the police are called in to investigate what really happened, meaning we get taken through four different stories.

It’s always interesting to see the experiences each person had that led them to the same point. I like when films and books do this, you never really get enough of the picture from just one person. The film is funny in places and I liked the crime angle but overall it’s nothing special. I’m not a fan of the animation itself, it seems really clunky and badly done. But I do realise it’s a children’s movie so the things I’d usually look for aren’t really going to be there.

6/10

Wednesday, 8 May 2013

Day 128: The Cabin in the Woods



A gang of uni kids head out to an isolated cabin to have a fun weekend but it all goes to buggery pretty quickly. The entire trip is being orchestrated by a company that sacrifice the blood of the dead to the old gods to stop them from returning to destroy humanity. Yeah, you read that right.

The way the people who worked for the company seemed to delight in the deaths of those being sacrificed, on the surface, seems chilling and completely unbelievable. But really, this is nothing new. People get used to the horrific deeds they have to do for their work and they find a way to make light of it or they go under. It makes sense that they acted like this and you can’t really hate them for it. Well, I couldn’t, anyway.

While Dana (Kristen Connolly) and Marty (Fran Kranz) hide out in the office they see a large red button labelled ‘PURGE’ which releases all of the evil creatures that the company use when making their sacrifices. Why was there a purge button? Clearly the most fundamental question. Why would there be a button that would release all of the nightmares that they had cooped up in the lifts? Plot hole? Or maybe it’s like why we have nuclear weapons; so that when it gets bad we can just say ‘fuck it’ and let loose all hell. Or at least have the possibility to threaten other countries with it.

Guuuuys, I loved it so much. I can’t even talk about it properly because I loved it so much. Sure, it had some flaws but who cares, I like flaws, they make things more special. It was just everything I needed it to be.

10/10