A family move house but quickly find they’re not alone.
Instead of getting the hell out of there, they decide to stick around and endanger
themselves.
They all felt the ghost and saw it throwing things and yet
they didn’t leave. I know they didn’t have that much money but come on, there’s
a bloody ghost, you have to get out of there. It turns out there are actually
two ghosts in the house; there’s a young girl who was killed and there’s the
rapey monk who killed her and was later hung for his crimes. The young girl was
trying to scare the family out of the house because she knew the monk was after
Sally ( Tasha Connor) but obviously, they thought they could wait it out or something and so
they stayed. They blackmail a priest to perform an exorcism and they think they’re
finally free of it. But no, the ghost-monk tries to hang Sally and he’s about
to consume her in his black smoke ghostliness (I guess? Who knows what the hell
was going on, really) but the little ghost girl emits a bright light and he
evaporates. She couldn’t have done that at the start? I really don’t
understand.
I don't believe in an afterlife. When we die, we die. Nothing fancy happens, we're just gone. And yet. I believe in ghosts. I was hugged by a ghost once, it's pretty hard not to believe in them when you've had that happen. I'm not sure you could pay me enough to stay in a haunted house. I don't mind dying but I don't want to be terrified beforehand. Just let me die in peace, that's all I ask.
The special effects were pants. There’s no excuse for that,
it was made in 2012, guys. The acting was alright though, I’ll give it that. I
wouldn’t say the film was scary. It made me jump, sure, but it wasn’t properly
scary. Also, the title is just awful.
4/10
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